Blake

yungjulia:

couldn’t risk it man

(Source: dorites, via mildred-plotker)

meganesenpai:

Curse you third person

(Source: lilyspring, via outwithsound)

shuckl:

nothingman:

Doing The Pledge of Allegiance every school day for 4 or 5 years is one of those things that don’t seem strange when you’re young

But then you get older and you realized “yeah, swearing your allegiance to a flag for about 200+ days out of 365 day year in unity with other small children is without a doubt a creepy as fuck activity”

wait is that actually a thing american schoolchildren do what the fuck

(via g-iggle)

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(Source: meladoodle, via g-iggle)

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via mildred-plotker)

disneys-own:

omfg this time, it’s gone to far guys…

disneys-own:

omfg this time, it’s gone to far guys…

(via mildred-plotker)

cucumberkake:

That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.

cucumberkake:

That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.

(via cluel3sss)